
Hi there! I'm Bonnie and I like to dress up and collect souls~
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence)
imagine how is touch the boobie
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(Source: lambandserpent)
“A vodka, please.”
“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”
“OK, a McVodka, please.

(Source: sanealol)

I finished a thing from months ago woahhhh!!
It’s such a shame that gifs make the quality disappear, ugh; but it’s worth the little blinkie I guess 8)

(Source: s0flo)