antivan-milkshake is a toothbrush that checks your spelling!
“paragadeshep is an mp3 player! it hovers!”
cool.
“zeph0r is a tricycle that sorts your mail, is biodegradable and believes itself to be self-aware.”
jeffreydahmers-cookbook is a WAP device that keeps children amused! It weighs anything you put on top of it and can be used by children.
lick-my-lamppot is a blender that’s powered by clockwork, uses the Google API and affixes to any flat surface.
shikariconstellations is a genetically-modified sheep that tracks its position with GPS! It has velcro pads on the side and tells the time.
rose-et-vert is like a normal stick of chewing gum, but it keeps food warm.
bunnyloz is a pot plant that can play chess!
well, i can play chess so it’s half right.
Kiki-Myaki is a rickshaw that’s made of rubber, fits in your pocket and is programmed against harming humans.
Well yeah, I am small and not really the violent type, but I think the rest of it is kinda pushing it :D
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royalfan reblogged this from reservoircat and added:
royalfan is a bathtub that kills fleas! It makes reassuring noises. (That actually sounds like a really useful product,...
reservoircat reblogged this from merelygifted and added:
It’s a robotic dog that floats in water, can be used by several people at once and tastes delicious. The water part...
merelygifted reblogged this from ambisyllabicity and added:
twice the normal speed. Comment très curieusement appropriée! With 3 planets in Gemini - Sun, Mercury, Mars -
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ininachu reblogged this from shercockl and added:
iNinachu is a fax machine that’s ten feet tall! It runs on tapwater and lasts forever.
spaceageunicorn reblogged this from applesluts and added:
spaceageunicorn is like a normal gas-mask, but it produces hot tea or coffee.
applesluts reblogged this from bustermylove and added:
neongenitalia is a fork that recites haiku and traps mice in a humane fashion. OH MY GOD THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT IS...
amcraviotospeaks reblogged this from planetbuster and added:
amcravioto is a digital camera! It detects background radiation! FUCKING YES I AM
planetbuster reblogged this from bustermylove and added:
planetbuster is a cricket bat - it detects explosives … that’s pretty good - but i think it should be a baseball bat…
horrorshowweekend reblogged this from bustermylove and added:
Feloniousfellow is a toaster. It is perfectly safe to use!
alysiapalacios reblogged this from bustermylove and added:
cr8zylady cr8zylady is a barcode reader! It keeps drinks cold! sure…
bustermylove reblogged this from thepurpleplague and added:
bustermylove is a fork that hovers and doubles as a suitcase. Buster would’ve loved that!
thepurpleplague reblogged this from plum68 and added:
thepurpleplague is a samurai sword that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and tells the time. This pleases me.
plum68 reblogged this from shercockl and added:
Plum68 is an ironing board that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It swears and loves children.
shercockl reblogged this from platinumpixels and added:
potatoluv is a pen that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours, reflects light and produces 240v of...
platinumpixels reblogged this from kittencruncher and added:
PlatinumPixels is a security camera that soothes babies and dispenses tea or coffee. ‘Cuz you know, fuck logic. I love...
yunare reblogged this from spacestepmom and added:
emits dangerous radiation.
theunknownwords reblogged this from ismf and added:
theunknownwords is like a normal pogo stick, but it produces hot tea or coffee.
ismf reblogged this from des-libellules and added:
ismf is a webcam that’s covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.
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souryellows reblogged this from comfortableandkind and added:
souryellows is a computer mouse that contains alcohol, comes in seven different colours and dissolves dirt.
trivinia reblogged this from annacantsleep and added:
trivinia is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals.
shewhodanceswithbears reblogged this from infinityankle and added:
goldenvegetation is an ironing board that has a retro 70s design! It can be used on the move and loves you as a person.
laqueus reblogged this from causalspoilers
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coxic reblogged this from eyes-kendi and added:
tahotastic is a jetpack that counts your loose change! It helps the medicine go down and makes clicking noises.
vampirechipmunk reblogged this from hiddenguardy and added:
vampirechipmunk is a genetically-modified sheep that keeps your carpets clean! It detects background radiation and...
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obiwansnewapprentice reblogged this from obscureculturalreference and added:
ObiWansNewApprentice is a trouser press! It induces lucid dreaming! somehow, I find this oddly fitting…
srippii reblogged this from lesbighost and added:
normal blender, but...any murderous rampages yet....blender....
replaceheart reblogged this from take-that-easy and added:
replaceheart is a hat that bounces! It shoots laser beams and shreds documents.
eachainn reblogged this from natoya25 and added:
eachainn is a stapler that glows in the dark and can light cigarettes.
yuki-x-judai reblogged this from natoya25 and added:
is… “pharaoh-x-aibou...trained professional.” Gosh, I sound so special *shiny eyes*
natoya25 reblogged this from nightsasunder and added:
Natoya25 is a pen that glows in the dark and can be controlled remotely. I’m a glow in the dark pen! :D
nightsasunder reblogged this from ladyloserface and added:
nightsasunder is a webcam that shreds documents! It extends at the touch of a button. Now that is just EPIC.
literateunstylishkissableunquiet reblogged this from icecreamsocialistslut and added:
my-lipgloss-smile is a chainsaw that comes in seven different colours! …oh.
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a-brilliant-loser reblogged this from thezombienerd and added:
“yuutousei is a penknife that flashes at intervals and contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica.” I want one…....
pocahontasissuperbene reblogged this from matriarch-aethyta and added:
allieissuperbene is like a normal umbrella, but it cannot be moved. uhm
life-in-3d reblogged this from usb-dongle and added:
life-in-3D is a video recorder that can be taken on holiday! It helps around the home and obeys simple instructions.
mymindinbinary reblogged this from kiki-myaki and added:
Rainbow Pooping Unicorn is like a normal fizzy drink, but it increases your sex appeal. omg yes.
biggestnerd reblogged this from timelordy-teganbreann and added:
biggestnerd is a television set that has a human brain inside! It has room for a tricycle inside.
hoeskee reblogged this from closetsexual and added:
Hoeskee is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard! lol wut
snaildoki reblogged this from ravelegend and added:
snaildoki is a walking stick! It dissolves in water! what
wellcometothecrazy reblogged this from underthesuperwhosea and added:
wellcometothecrazy is a pogo stick that traps small animals! It is laced with vodka and has an alarm setting.
underthesuperwhosea reblogged this from greetingyouwithchaos and added:
underthesuperwhosea is a letter-opener that detects evil!
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emeraldeyesiris is a personal organiser that produces pure oxygen and keeps drinks hot.
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